Kris Jenner can sue you for everything

Though the Kardashians expose much of their own dirty laundry in public themselves on “Keeping Up with the Kardashians,” Kris insists that their actual private lives are strategically kept private — and that sometimes that means firing members of their teams.

“I don’t care how much money somebody might have ― if they have nothing,” she warned. “Some people think, ‘Oh, I don’t have any money, and they’re not going to sue me.’ Well, we’ll take payments. We’ll garner those wages for, you know, the next 10 years. But I just think that people don’t think. It’s a foolish thing to do.”